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 What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls? You can't load the bowling balls onto a pitchfork.

Why did the orphan refuse the lollipop? Because he didn't know who his pop was.

What do you call a paraplegic in a swimming pool? Bob.

Hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere.

What's the leading cause of teenage death? Driving. And then hitting a tree. At high speed. Repeatedly.

How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it.

What's the difference between a joke and a dead baby? I don't have 100 dead babies in my basement.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.

What's the best thing about Helen Keller jokes? You don't have to spell them out.

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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