JUSt for fun office break JOKES 15 Hilarious Office Jokes Only True Professionals Will Get!

 61. Why did the spreadsheet go to therapy? It had too many cell-festeem issues

62. What’s a boss’s favorite joke? One that gets a raise of laughter! 63. Why did the employee quit? They were board out of their mind! 64. How do you start a meeting with a joke? Put your paycheck on the first slide 65. Why was the coffee machine promoted? It kept everyone brewing 66. What’s a coworker’s favorite exercise? Passing the buck! 67. Why did the pencil get fired? It was always pointless 68. Why don’t offices have secrets? The walls have ears and printers! 69. What’s a manager’s favorite fruit? A pair of good employees! 70. Why was the calendar stressed? Its days were numbered 71. Why did the intern bring a ladder? To climb the corporate rung! 72. What’s a computer’s favorite office game? Ctrl+Alt+Delete tag! 73. Why did the stapler retire? It was tired of being attached! 74. Why don’t accountants tell jokes? They’re afraid of any balance issues! 75. What’s a work-from-home employee’s favorite outfit? Pajama profits!

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